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What a fucking waste of your bitch ass time. A horrible mother fucking website.
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The true sleeper of keeping the next generation in check.
A:bro I’m struggling with tomorrows test and professors notes are dogshit
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Mental Abuse To Humans

If you say "maths" then it means

Menrol Abuse To Humans Species.
Teacher: class you have a math homework to do for Friday.

Student: THIS IS MENTAL ABUSE BITCH!
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Somehow the person who isn't here for one of the bosses got a bigger split than the people who were here for the entire raid.
"3703.25 is Gary's split. 3703.13 is everyone's split."

"HuhhhH?? What the fuck is this Mel math?"
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Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone do anything about.
A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school
c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard
d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK
e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT
d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.
Math is a horrible thing.
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Number one way of killing all of your brain cells
"Hey John, wake up!"
*John is dead due to math killing all of his brain cells and pronouncing him brain-dead*
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menstrual math

counting the days to your period to determine whether you will have it for some important event (vacation, date, etc).
girl 1: Ready for our all-girl cruise next month?
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"
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