step mom

a stupid dumb ass hoe that everyone hates and and bitch and only there for your dads money

bill:your step mom is a bitch

will:i know

by doc.dumshit July 22, 2019

MY MOM

She’s a witch, please call Child-Services

My mom is gonna kill me if I tell her I ate all he Ice-Cream, damn I’m fat.

by HeyMyNameIsUnknown April 13, 2019

Stage mom

One of the most important people in stage crew. Make sure you keep an eye on her. She's the one that always has Band-Aids, water, snacks and if she's not busy always has a hug ready for you. Even if you're only in cast and not crew you wanna get on her good side otherwise she can an quite possibly will make your theatre experience a living hell. And as with any other theatre kid her crew is her family even after the show is over. And she'd do almost anything for them.
Oh an another thing a stage mom's kids (or crewlings) might call her : mom, mum, stage mom, mother an many other variations of mom

A: DUDE! WHERES STAGE MOM?
B: probably in the prop room.

by Thesmallestgayboy May 1, 2019

Christian mom

a mom who stereotypes almost everything, doesn't let there kid play anything rated above T, their kid can only listen to Gods plan,thinks all metal is evil, and is terrified of muslims.

oh God it's her anyone but her,the christian mom.

by ooga booga2 May 7, 2019

sorry mom

when you fuck up and or just think your mom is going to kill also a very good thing to put on a hat

sorry mom i didnt mean to fuck the dog

by sorry_mom21 May 13, 2019

Step Mom

A woman who wanted to fuck your dad who dragged you away from your mom by lying and cheating and playing social games and made your life miserable because she only cares about spending your dad’s money and not you and tells you how awful your mom is when your mom loves you and she does not.

“My step mom told me my mom is stupid and crazy then yells at me every night when she comes home from work and daddy yells at me if I tell her she’s not my mom!”

by Loveyoutillforeverandback September 11, 2020

Soccer Mom

Middle-class white mother that has nothing better to do with her time than organize her children's extra-curricular sporting activities. Provided for by her husband, she creates an out-of-touch middle class bubble for herself and is very grumpy when anyone disturbs it. In addition to the descriptions already listed, I will add that soccer moms are usually sporting some mid-90s Jennifer Aniston version hair with a lot of clunky preppie jewelry. They are into status symbols; big expensive car, kids performing well, newest trending phone, expensive looking jewelry. Thinks that the term "Soccer Mom" is somehow a compliment and is ditzy enough to put stickers of soccer balls on their back windows.

Look at this oblivious soccer mom holding up traffic!

by Shumado September 5, 2013