Inappropriate logging

When you don’t clean your rear end. Don’t be a douche-douche! You can at least make sure one end is clean.

When we went to town- I heard he caught a case of inappropriate logging.

by George Coonie July 15, 2024

Rot Log

A large and particularly smelly dump.

Stan: “Hey Slim, you done in the bathroom?”
Slim: “Yeah. I layed a Rot Log though so you may want to wait a few minutes.”
Stan: “I hate you Slim.”

by Kindgenius September 6, 2020

logging data

Taking your log (your penis) and shoving it into some data (a girls vagina). Slang amongst computer nerds.

Ronald: "What were you doing last night"
Hamburgaler: "I was logging data"
Ronald: "Oh awsome!"

by Computer John March 10, 2012

duck butt log munchers

Dan and Phil. Two youtubers that that work together to make videos seen by the internet. A popular video is “Hello Internet” by Daniel Howell.

Did you see those duck butt log munchers new video?

by Gary35Martinel April 22, 2018

Log jam

When a turd or poop get 'jammed' in the toilet sideways and refuses to get flushed. Like a log jam in a river causing a blockage.

We have a 'Log jam' in the guest toilet. Time to break out the poop knife.

by K lite April 26, 2020

lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

Pog Log

A poop that makes you say "POGCHAMP". Poop must be at least 8 inches in length.

Dude I just took a massive pog log, check it out! I took a picture!

by Infernobot November 24, 2020