Johnny Dang

A Johnny Dang refers to CallmeJD_0 a Lego high rank that is not the best Lego high rank it is clearly JetbluetheNoob.

Don't act like Johnny Dang bro.

by SirJet September 2, 2024

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Johnny Blue Skies

Sturgill Simpson

Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker

First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth

Beware the dread pirate Johnny Blue Skies!

by bluegrasm July 1, 2024

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Johnny Shot

Drank by only the baddest MOFOs!

1 shot of Malort
Chase with your well Tequila
** no lime no salt **

Person A: Can I get a Johnny Shot?
Bartender: You're wild AF!

by Doble P December 5, 2023

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Johnny Trap

A question that is designed to only be asked of a Johnny that poses two, equally unappealing scenarios. The aim is to have the Johnny pick one for your amusement.

Hey Johnny, would you rather have Stone Cold Steve Austin rail you and yell "What?!" with every thrust, or get a rim job from a tiger? Johnny Trap

by ShrewdSauce November 23, 2021

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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

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