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Joe Sausagehead

(n) someone comparable to a village idiot. It is basically someone with a brain damaged to the point of being sausage.
tommy: "hey Willie let me hold twenty let me hold twenty bucks."
willie: "Man have you lost yo damn mind? What the fuck I look like joe sausagehead? I ain't givin you shit motherfucker."
by kribg October 10, 2010
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Joe Public

Joe Public is a term to define the general public. It can also be used to describe a random person
Hey man, I got a great idea, but I am not gunna go out and tell Joe Public just yet.
by Naylz November 14, 2013
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joe as shit

When you act a little to eager for things also used interchangeably with the word drawlin. look up drawlin
Yo you joe as shit right now

Nah don't be joe
by Phillybitch January 29, 2016
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Joe Crow

1. An colloqiual anglicised name for José Cuervo brand tequila.

Origin: Joe is the shortened form of the English equivalent name Joseph and directly translated, the Spanish word cuervo means 'crow'.

2. A Native American historian and author and member of the Crow Nation born in 1913, more commonly known as Joe Medicine Crow.
1.

Customer: "Barman, three shots of Joe Crow if you please.."

Barman: "What?"

Customer: "José Cuervo.."

Barman: "Why not just say José Cuervo in the first place, you pretentious moron?"

Customer: (falls down)

2.

Jeff: "Did you ever read 'Keep the Last Bullet for Yourself (The True Story of Custer's Last Stand)' by Joe Crow?"

Sally: "No, but I read his work on Native American thoughts on Nature."
by hungbunny February 1, 2009
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joe Trohman

Guitarist and backup vocalist for the Chicago softcore band, Fall Out Boy. He has a jewfro which makes him cooler than anyone else on the face of this planet.
Joe Trohman's jewfro is super rad!
by ohsnap October 5, 2005
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Joe Casamento

the biggest motherfucker in the world. he is huge. he benches calculators in math class.
Person 1 :did you see that guy jerk off in class?

Person 2: yeah, he is such a joe casamento.
by its me mario22 March 15, 2010
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Joe Witt (Runner)

Man? Myth? Legend? Who knows. The native americans used to tell stories of a man so fast that he made deer look like snails. Nobody knows where this creature is today, but all we do know is that he is winning everything.
Idiot: Have you ever heard of Joe Witt (Runner)?

Educated Man: Yeah, I think he just won the Olympics!
by Folkteller4life October 10, 2012
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