new jersey breakdance

A style of no-rules, sucker punch ridden street fighting usually executed by the... mmmwell, the lesser educated, unwashed types and characterized by it's unmistakable "daisy-cutter" action . Far more commonly used back in those less litigious 1970's, back when "victims" wouldn't "go running home to tell mommy", this method of combat relies mainly on its sudden, spastic, often Turrets-like moves to stun and mislead opponents. Popular for it's "make it up as you go" nature, the NJB almost always reflects the tipping point,total meltdown,even borderline psychotic state reached by the practitioner

Yo Joey,we went downtheshore last weekend wit Darlene and Dominic. Man that dude's nuts,some guy was checkin' out Donna on the boardwalk and he went all kinda loco , did the New Jersey breakdance on the dudes face and left him layin' there. Hey yoos going to get cheese steaks !?!?? Don't forget Tastykakes !!

by obyjuan_dv May 2, 2011

New Jersey Scallop

A hubcap with some cheese on top.

What's the best Scallop you ever ate?

Definetly not the New Jersey Scallop

by Finstrr September 17, 2011

New Jersey Mud Track

When you run around a track with your cock flopping up and down while a jar of peanut butter hangs from a string into your asshole paints the track brown.

Hey! How was your Track-meet?

It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.

Damnit.

by nicklebacksucks77 September 12, 2021

Jersey-Jefferson

One who has an unexplainable, great level of charisma, but has zero skills and compentency; completely lacking in understanding of technology; a northeastern metropolitan snob (embodies all characteristics of a "metrosexual"); one who has an unnatural obsession with their curly hair slightly below the ears, occasionally drawn into a small 1" pony tail.

Luis is such a Jersey-Jefferson. He's all talk, no brains.

by Aduba Pokimondabi January 3, 2009

Jersey sure

This phrase is used when you are not completely sure about something. Can be used instead of saying "pretty sure".

- "Are you sure?"
- "Naah, I'm just Jersey sure.."

by CammieTC September 8, 2010

Jersey

n.
1. (relating to a night out, usually at a party or a club):

a group of unattractive people who don't know how to dress their age and/or body-type and kill the vibe at a party/club when you're just trying to have a good time with your friends. Skin-tight animal print seems to be the clothing of choice these days (or always)

Whether you rented a club for the night or went out dancing with your friends, the following scenario is more likely than you think:

A: "Hey! Forgot to let you know we made it home alright around 2:30 am"
B: "Cool. Last night was a lot of fun. So glad I went."
A: "ME TOOOO!!! Probably should have left with you though...the crowd got less and less attractive (pretty sure they let jersey in at some point)."

by Learned_Hand October 12, 2013

Central Jersey

A place that simply does not exist. People who tend to believe this mythical land exists use the logic that other people agree with them as proof. Apparently, if enough people believe that something exists that means its real.

Tim: Hey how about you google Central Jersey ?
Ant: It does not exist.
Tim: Wow I am totally enlightened; I need to let Charles know. Thank you for making me come to my senses.
Ant: Its what I do Tim.

by BrehTacos February 2, 2017