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Nine Iron Rescue

The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).
Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?

Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
by Nickola100 February 25, 2010
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Irons

A nickname for the London based football club West Ham United.
Founded in 1895, the roots of West Ham United go back to the company Thames Ironworks and Shipbuilding and Engineering based in East London.
In the first years of the football clubs existance, the club was called "Thames Ironworks FC", usually known as "The Irons". The nickname stayed and is still used today, with the club never forgetting where it came from.
Yesterday, The Irons beat Newcastle away.
Wanna go and see the Irons play?
Come On You Irons
by lpmo May 29, 2018
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Iron Skull

A man with an iron skull is someone that is hard headed, but also fearless and strong.
He is a man with an iron skull and a silver tongue.
by TheGreatGede August 17, 2021
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jagdale iron

A sack of anal juices. Simply put as a pink sock filled with used semen.
I loved when she showed me her jagdale iron.
by Assflounder June 28, 2014
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Kansas Waffle Iron

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.
Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!
by Marine007 December 1, 2022
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Iron Mama

A burn you get from hot ironing yourself.
"I gave myself an iron mama today"
by Mizudoriiro April 9, 2020
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