irish hoagie

a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

look at this irish crum eatin his irish hoagie.

by ballbag69 December 27, 2011

irish hotel

Sleeping in a car in freezing weather while drunk with heater full blast.

Oh ya i got wasted at ronnie's party but i slept it off it the IRISH HOTEL.

by Hstibe February 20, 2020

Irish Blowjob

An incredibly unpleasent blowjob that comes from crazy irish girls. It would be similar to a rabid dog attempting to suck your penis, incredibly unpleasant which is why you do not want crazy Irish girls sucking you off.

I thought the Guinness factory would be a gold mine, until I took that slut back and she gave me an Irish Blowjob.

She was basically biting my dick, a straight up Irish blowjob.

She ate my dick, Irish blowjob style...fuck.

by franchiseplayer March 6, 2011

Irish virus

An synonym for alcoholism based on the stereotype that the Irish are genetically predisposed to being alcoholics.

Seamus checked in to the Betty Ford clinic on account of the Irish virus.

by Biermann Z January 21, 2011

Irish high-five

When you high five someone while taking a shot.

Jenny and I high-fived while downing some vodka. We did an Irish high-five.

by missyelliottfann November 15, 2009

Irish football

A non-viable, premature baby. Coined by Adam Carolla on his podcast(1/18/13).

Pat: Did you hear, Megan Shanahan had another miscarriage?

Connor: Aye, can't say I'm surprised.

Pat: Why's that?

Connor: She snaps Irish footballs every other month.

Pat: Yeah, ya really gotta stop knocking her up.

Connor: Aye, probably should stop coming home bleeding drunk and beating her within an inch of her life as well.

(drunken Irish laughter as they clink glasses)

by griffin_t_a October 16, 2016

Irish Cupcake

While a person is asleep fill their mouth with whip cream, after completing said task continuously insert your penis into the mouth.

"I gave my girlfriend an Irish Cupcake!"

by P. Do Phil E. October 25, 2011