Somebody who feigns expertise in a subject by using Google, Wikipedia, or other internet sources, without citing them. Generally synonymous with internet faggot, but can be used in polite company. Often preceded by "friggin'". Always used sarcastically.
John, when I googled "supermassive black holes" I found a Wikipedia article that matched your post word-for-word. You're a real friggin' internet genius, aren't you?
by S Weitzenhoffer April 14, 2007
Get the internet geniusmug. by JohnDickington July 11, 2022
Get the Internet Commentmug. The process of learning everything from the Internet, be it through video, website, or text. you can achieve incredible speeds of learning anything you want to through the Internet, thereby maxing out every skill known to the human species to the max.
friend: I just achieved Internet learning and learned massage therapy, martial arts, how to be a ninja, plumbing, how to fix a crashed computer advertised my own website design business on craigslist and learned how to give any woman I desire an orgasm!
Second friend: Dude, Internet learning totally rocks, I think I'll try it!
Second friend: Dude, Internet learning totally rocks, I think I'll try it!
by darkninja445 July 14, 2013
Get the Internet learningmug. by daads1234 May 3, 2018
Get the farm internetmug. When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:
-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).
-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).
Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK
Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK
Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.
by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011
Get the internet stonedmug. A set of virtual assets or value in cyberspace left behind after one’s death fall on legal successors as right.
Internet Legacy A set of virtual assets or value in cyberspace left behind after one’s death fall on legal successors as right.
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
Get the Internet Legacymug. by Draco723 April 14, 2012
Get the internet memug.