shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

Fasho im good shawty

For sure I'm okay young lady

Her- you good?

Him- Fasho im good shawty

by White boy Mike July 6, 2021

ime

ime is the most annoying and stupid name in the world, i'd do anything to kill all the people with this name

Ime: what is the worst thing in the world?
someone smart: you. just you.

by beautyegirl May 9, 2020

im

A nice guy with elephants dick

im will steal your girl

by Whipguy June 7, 2020

im rabid

It is what people say when they want people to stay back. In other words, when an animal is rabid people try to stay away. It is usually used in a joking manner but can be said seriously too. It is similar to saying i’m crazy, don’t come closer.

kim: hey nick do you want to hang out
nick: stay back kim im rabid.

by antipositive February 27, 2021

im trying to crush

your trying to crack a female

im trying to crushhh

by crusherrrr2024 June 2, 2024

IM Droppout

When an IM conversation stops not because one of the people has to go, but because one of the people doesn't write back anymore.

A: Hey, how's it going with Sarah?
B: I have a bad feeling, we just had our first IM droppout today..

by random_NN May 2, 2011