Chumpy hog

A very large, heavy and girthy penis

Me: Does your dad have a Chumpy hog?
John: fuck yea!

by Chumpyhog09 March 8, 2025

Jab the Hog

To wake up in the dead of night, fully torqued, and aggressively masturbate just to fall back asleep.

“Had to jab the hog last night. Wasn’t horny, just medically necessary.”

by GeneKreemer March 24, 2025

Blush Hog

1. (Noun). An affectionate name for a penis, one of particularly hoggish nature that makes a willing recipient blush.

2. A member of a so named mountain bike gang located in Pit City, Michigan who only communicate in word associations and bird noises.

“Oh god, here come the blush hogs, I can hear one of them belch from a mile away. They’re always asking for a spare tube.”

by Ralph’s Italian Debbie May 24, 2023

Hash Hog Breakfast

A breakfast that is free at a cheap hotel consisting of food that has been put in warmers for too long and made for the masses.

I went to a cheap hotel and got a hash hog breakfast that was dried out and cold – but it was free!

by Cheap Traveler June 25, 2023

sugar hog

Like a Sugar mamma but she’s fat with money

That lady sure is a sugar hog

by Babybackbitch72 June 26, 2023

Lincoln Hog

When 4 or so guys lay down in a Lincoln log style and blow each other.

I walked in an the 4 dudes from the party were Lincoln hogging.

by ECOUTDOORSMAN March 16, 2023

Brazilian Hog Rider

When you’re getting throat fucked by another dude so hard his cum comes out of his nose.

Bro, Shawn hit me with the Brazilian hog rider last night and now I can’t even snort coke without tasting cum.

by FettyWhopper690 March 23, 2023