A sexual act in which a person seeks gratification by filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup then defecating into it. Afterwards the content of the cup is sculpted into a likeness of a Royal Mounty which is then penetrated with a moose antler.
See Also: the Sarah Palin
See Also: the Sarah Palin
by Nikki Greenbriar February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When a group of men takes a dump into a woman's vagina and then stuffs it full of maple leafs with their penises. Leaving a trail of maple leaf crumbs wherever she walks for the next few days.
by jimyMcjimjim February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. The same people that want Confederate statues removed are the ones that want neighborhoods gentrified no matter what the residents of the neighborhood look like. They only see green dollar signs in what they tear down, not in what shade of skin the residents have.
No matter how much history demolition has happened, history does live on in the people, long after their buildings or houses burn or get by a wrecking ball.
by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
Get the History Demolitionmug. The best class in the world. Everyone wants to be in this class. People sacrifice other people to be in this class
by 3rd Period History April 22, 2019
Get the Papa G's 3rd Period History & Friendsmug. Canada's History refers to the act of giving oneself an enema with Canadian Whiskey onto a woman who resembles Celine Dion.
by Majere February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A tactical sex at requiring partner "A" to inflate his testicles to the size of curling stones with saline. Partner "B" is then required to insert 17 ice cubes into her Vagina and then jettison said ice cubes directly at the enlarged testicles. If the ice cubes melt this then becomes a failed Niagara falls.
Steven Colbert was the first American capable of performing Canada's History although Ariana Huffington was injured in the process. Her balls exploded.
by Report February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. An erotic act including but not limited to the use of moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
by O'Dochartaigh February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.