isn't there a height requirement for Police

Obviously not looking at this mini Chad

I asked the cop that pulled me over isn't there a height requirement for Police? Now I need a good injury lawyer

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Todd Howard's height

A hotly debated subject amongst online height enthusiasts for more than a decade now, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard's truthful height has been difficult to precisely ascertain due to the sheer number of Todd Howard's tall tales brought on by his self-evident Napoleon complex deluxe and his manletism-induced proclivity for wearing a wide variety of Todd Howard's high heels in a laughably futile attempt at concealing his eternal status as a diminutively dwarfed runt of a girlishly gnomish sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison. In what is perhaps the most egregiously blatant example of manlet mathematics and guy height in the history of humanity, Tiny Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard hilariously had the childish audacity to publicly declare his height to be 6ft2! Clearly this is complete and utter manlet cope because Todd "Stacked Heels" Howard's actual height is 5ft5. The same height as a 13-year-old girl.

Penny: Lol, did you see the photo of Little Napoleon Howard shamefully standing on his tiptoes at the 2015 Fallout 4 launch event? Veronika: Absolutely mortifying! What's Todd Howard's height? Penny: Tiny Todd stands small at 5ft5 - what a petite, little manlet boy he is! Veronika: Just brutal. Short people got no reason. Penny: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024

rate of perceived height

How quickly you are able to diagnose the height of someone you have never met in real life.

My rate of perceived height is so ass, I thought that NFL quarterback was 5'9", turns out he's 6'2"

by ketandcoke November 2, 2025

J. Hugh

An unusually fluffy creature. Usually molds easily to surroundings; social and amiable. in general, kind of a big deal.
see: polar bear
also see: Balto (1995) directed by Simon Wells

where's the J. Hugh population around here?

I would try to find them in packs, unless it's too early. Then there nursing some rest in dens.

by Katrina Kewala February 4, 2010

Highlands High School, Natrona Heights

Hick town school with lots of white ass mfs. Some ghetto, some whores, all nic addicts. Tbh it wasn't too bad tho. I enjoyed my time, but there were a lot of hicks.

Man, I hate Highlands High School, Natrona Heights.

by Yinz November 8, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025