A goon is an individual that constantly obsesses over a random person they have never met. The goon is usually more active at night, expressing themselves through text messages to get his point across. The goon will not stop until they get what they desire. Goons are also never satisfied, they have an unstoppable hunger for drugs and fast food.
Goon “I want to rub her feet and massage her ears while she plays PlayStation” “she is cute” “my dads picking me up a double Big Mac, and a large pizza”
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