A person in need of cock to survive. Lives of the semen of others. Jaw is similar to the vampires from Blade 2.
Mark threw on his kneepads and instantaneously became a dick vampire. He quickly skidded across the groung and latched his mandibles to Nicks gooch with a resounding tha-whack.
by SOJAA December 25, 2016
Get the Dick vampiremug. by Bae5867 December 2, 2022
Get the Dick appointmentmug. A black dickhead with a speech impediment who’s always blabbering and trying to brag to others about himself and his talents when he’s the weird asshole.
He tries to prove how talented he is, but others find him crazy and loony.
He tries to prove how talented he is, but others find him crazy and loony.
Daffy dick.
Bugs: What’s up dick.
Daffy: I’m gonna see if you can face the wrath of my house!
Bugs: Oh, ok, if you insist.
Daffy: You’re dickspicable.
Bugs: What’s up dick.
Daffy: I’m gonna see if you can face the wrath of my house!
Bugs: Oh, ok, if you insist.
Daffy: You’re dickspicable.
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Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.
by IronMikey April 3, 2023
Get the Dry Dickmug. A girls who is crazy about big hard cocks, usually will only date guys who are very big. whenever they are with a guy there is only one subject of conversation..... his dick. She will pull it out and play with it every chance she gets.
by drbubba February 23, 2009
Get the Dick Freakmug. by Yoman11 March 15, 2014
Get the dick patrolmug. When your dick doesnt get enough love.. like when you take a dick pic in a sink but its going into the sink
by RobinsonGoHome October 22, 2019
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