That Damn Finger

The finger is always the reason for everything. The finger is immaculate and ethereal. If you do something and blame something on the finger, no matter how bad it was, you will be unscathed.

Example 1:
Howard: “LMAOOO, NO WAY U JUST AIRBALLED A LAYUP.”
Benny: “It was that damn finger!”

Example 2:
Grayson: “Yo, why’d u fly all the way out to Columbia last night to tickle my grandma?”
Jayson: “Bruh, it must’ve been that damn finger!”

by poopingchicken191 December 12, 2020

Finger flippin'

1.) When you don't give a fuck. Put up your middle finger and flip them to fuck off in sign language. That's finger flippin'.
2.) to flip is hustlin' and turning a profit. If you're hustle game is up, then start counting paper, while finger flippin'

1.) all haters out there, I'm finger flippin . I see you pussy ass haters and I still don't give a fuck, cause I stay fresh as a fuck.
2.) me and slim, we ain't trippin', we finger flippin'

by Phmns52 November 18, 2013

Cadbury's finger

When either the male or female during sexual intercourse stick their finger up their partners anus in order to reach a g-spot.

Why don't we get freaky and you give me a cadbury's finger

by samzlaw December 5, 2010

Finger comb

A substitute for an actual hair comb or brush that you do not have.

You: Dang, I left my hair brush in my other purse.

Concerned friend: I have one, do you wanna borrow mine?

You: No thanks, you may have lice, I'll just finger comb my hair.

by Sharkyire May 24, 2010

Finger Diarrhea

This is what happens when someone misspells a word over and over in a chat room, while trying to correct it at the same time.

*in a chat room*
Johnny: man I am fucking loving this plamsa lamp
Johnny: plasam*
Johnny: plsama*
Johnny: FUCK
Danny: nice finger diarrhea, mate

by H4NS October 10, 2014

finger folder

female version of a wank back when you add pictures to finger to

i'll add that picture to my finger folder!

by shan shan ;) April 29, 2020

Turd Fingers

Term to describe the brown and yellow nicotine stains on the fingers of smokers.

"Dude, you need to quit smoking and clean up your nasty turd fingers"

by krissy betch August 6, 2013