Drunk Lag

A physiological condition, characterized by fatigue, irregular sleep patterns, and headache, which follows a long night of drinking. Symptoms may be similar to those of 'jet lag,' but are not the result of traveling between time zones.

"Where have you been? I've tried calling you all day."

"Major drunk lag. I woke up at 5 PM."

by EdibleMetal January 4, 2010

drunk and sad

when you’re so drunk, you realize how horrible your life really is. your friends talk shit about you, your family leaves you in the dirt, your significant other doesn’t want to see you. It can take a whole bunch of vodka and rum to make you realize that the entire life you’ve been living is a piece of shit. if you killed yourself, people would be sad for a week and then move the fuck on and forget you. when you’re drunk and sad, you come to realize that nobody actually cares about you.

J-“why did he kill himself?”
M-“everyone said he got drunk and sad. you know that must’ve been his breaking point”
J-“damn.”

by DrunkAndRegretful February 12, 2018

Drunk Druggin

The act of getting real drunk on liquor while doing PCP or other hardcore drugs

My buddy and I went drunk druggin last night and hooked up with some skank whores

by Lil Bud November 1, 2010

drunk sleeping

Drunk sleeping is when you don't have rem sleep therefore you're not really asleep and you're still drunk. It's not conscious or unconscious. At the end of the day it's poor sleeping and you're still tired when you wake up.

While I was drunk sleeping, I pissed on myself.

Did you have a good nights sleep? No, I drunk slept.

by SMELLYCUNT June 14, 2018

Drunk Mozzarella

The predecessor to Drunk Cheddar.

You guys call it Drunk Cheddar nowadays!? Back in my day we got Drunk Mozzarella as fuck!!!

by sargentoflynn March 9, 2022

Sabaka drunk

Get drunk from cheap vodka, after eating nothing else but toast bread for the last couple days. Then puking for several hours until nothing is left, but stomach juices.

“How did you end up last night?”
“I got Sabaka drunk..”

by Sabaka January 25, 2019

Cardboard Drunk

Noun - One who consumes and then becomes intoxicated off absolutely disgusting but relatively cheap boxed wine. Franzia is a common favorite, especially among poor college students.

Better not go into the room with them. Franzia friday is out of control... "thanks for that. Cardboard drunks are so annoying."

by audis4guy November 22, 2011