drunk jaklyn

Usually has red hair, takes big naps, super friendly, and tries to fight.

She keeps trying to fight me, that drunk Jaklyn best step away.

by hannahisaloser March 20, 2017

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drug drunk

to be drunk on drugs, or more commonly refeared to as "hi"

Last night I toked so much kush that I got so drug drunk

by Pseudonymous penis December 19, 2017

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Drunk Allnighter

The greatest way to end up in the hospital.

In this challenge one must stay up 24 hours. Once it hits the 25th hour the contestant must drink a can of beer.

Once the contestant stays up 48 hours they have to drink Two cans of beer on the 49th hour

If you are able to survive past 72 hours and are able to drink 3 cans of beer without ending up in the hospital or die, you win.

Tommy: Hey Albert, do you want to pull a Drunk Allnighter?

Albert: Yeah, let's screw up our bodies.

Tommy: We got this. I'll buy the Miller Lite and you can buy the Heineken.

Albert: Great Idea.

by Anonomous4002 June 29, 2020

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Accidentally drunk

When you say your only having one drink and then it turns into soooooooo much more. The next day when your asked what happened and you explain you got accidentally drunk no one believes you. But you did, you got accidentally drunk!

#ooopsIdidItAgain#KeepOneFootOnTheFloor#I’mNotYourDesignatedDriverAnymore

You: “Hey, what did you do last night?”
Me: “Oh, I got accidentally drunk and binged Bravo…”
You: “What?! That doesn’t just happen.”
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You: “OMG, what happened to you last night?!”
Me: “I wasn’t going to drink but then the bartender pulled out a bottle of red wine . Totally got accidentally drunk.”

by C&Cschaf + L&E June 16, 2023

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