Depression

A mental condition that a lot of millennials and (ESPECIALLY) Gen Zs self-diagnose themselves with with no known cause despite the fact that they eat garbage food, refuse exercise, drink alcohol, use narcotics, remain indoors all day avoiding sunlight, get mad when they lose video games, and stay on their smartphone for 96% of their day instead of interacting with people and exercising like a regular human being. Basically it’s when these people live such a boring and depressing life that they make themselves believe that depression is their life instead of getting off their fat ass and changing it.

I have depression.
“What did your psychologist say would help? Like exercise or anything?”
Huh? Psychologist? I don’t have one of those, I just know I have it.

“Maybe start by putting down your smartphone for more than 4 seconds…and the Big Mac…and the other smartphone…and the X Box controller.”
NO I NEED THESE OMG YOU DOJT UNDERSTAND LEAVE ME ALONE

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 22, 2023

Hair Depression

Hair Depression is when Gabriel gets a new haircut and he now looks bald, and he is now feeling depressed because everyone is making fun of him.

“I have Hair Depression :(“

by chemicaldiscos October 15, 2019

Depression

The jokes on Laffy Taffy wrappers.

Depression is the only thing coming between me and mouth-numbing banana flavor.

by Nafadlez December 9, 2018

Delusional Depression Syndrome

DDS (Delusional Depression Syndrome) is a person (usually a preteen) who thinks he/she is depressed, but is just edgy.

Symptoms: Posting aesthetic Simpsons videos on tiktok

Using TikTok

Wearing a black hoodie in public

Being "QUIRKY"

Constantly acting depressed.

Friend: Abby's always sad.

Me: Lol, she has Delusional Depression Syndrome.

by Faggot Disorder May 13, 2020

Depression

Something that every girl in High School has. They use this as an excuse to become master hoes and to get attention and penis. Some even think that depression is a condition made up by High School Females. If you meet a female with depression you should run and call the police. Avoid combat and interaction between them at all costs or you may catch depression as well.

Hey look, there is the girl with depression, call the police.

by God Definer August 22, 2018

Depression Nap

When you close your eyes while listening to music. Without sleeping but you still feel energized and refreshed after.

Savannah often takes depression naps.

by Wahay1002 June 4, 2020

Post Concert Depression

It's none existent it's a mockery of depression and needs to be stopped pcd isn't true because your "depression" last for only a certain amount of time. It mocks people who have depression and it's not okay use post concert sadness it's honestly not that hard and that's how you truly feel sad you don't "develope" depression after one concert that's not how things work so please be more aware and you the term post concert sadness rather than pcd

'dude post concert depression got me all messed up'
'Post concert depression isn't real, It mocks people who have depression and you aren't depressed you are sad.'

by ixnayonthehombre January 12, 2016