The queen of the council estate, this two legged beast parades it's forehead around the deprived coastal communities of Lincolnshire.
It is most commonly spotted updating it's Facebook status, or begging Becky jo across the estate for a cup a sugar.
It is most commonly spotted updating it's Facebook status, or begging Becky jo across the estate for a cup a sugar.
Ew omg did you see that Danni spray?
Well it's hard to miss it when it's forehead is the size of the ISS.
Hey look! Danni spray just updated her FB status - ' what is it with people these days honestly, I've just gona ask Becky jo for a cup of sugar, and lass says no like as if she's not made of money. I've seen her gets her hair done every fortnight the little slapper does and she canny lend me a cup of sugar fucking cow'
Well it's hard to miss it when it's forehead is the size of the ISS.
Hey look! Danni spray just updated her FB status - ' what is it with people these days honestly, I've just gona ask Becky jo for a cup of sugar, and lass says no like as if she's not made of money. I've seen her gets her hair done every fortnight the little slapper does and she canny lend me a cup of sugar fucking cow'
by Fernandogiovani December 25, 2023
That dance when you move your hips to jump to the side and then just keep swaying with the music. It’s the Danny bop!
Is that kid over there doing the Danny-Bop?
by MerrillBobbit May 19, 2018
Danny Keller is Ultimately one of the tightest fellows to have walked the planet the mere name encompasses all of the below phrases and more
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
I need to get some tools for our next job?
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
by Mr Fletcher January 24, 2019
by lhernandez2000 November 16, 2018
Look at that Danny gannon with a monkey
by Ste Mac lad April 01, 2023
“Molly and Danni are so leng”
by Welove69happybirthdayrob November 26, 2020
Daddy Dannie is a word that can only be used by the one and only DADDY CHADDY. daddy dannie is a sexy mf who can make the whole world cream in 0.000001 seconds. HE IS HOT.
i simp for daddy dannie
by Daddy.Chaddy March 31, 2021