Elephant's Cock

(Chiefly British, and best appreciated in a British accent.)

Any large-bore corrugated tubing. Generally made of thick plastic - making it stiff - while the corrugations allow for some flexibility. Generally used for routing cables around a room, or exhaust gas from an air conditioning unit.

I say - heat's building up in the machine room. Don't suppose you could toddle over and check the elephant's cock's not fallen off the air con, old boy?

by cfm2 December 17, 2011

Cock Mongol

Woman or Tramp that goes from cock to cock. She is nomadic when it comes to the cock. .She is territorial and will defend her cock. However once she is done she will leave and move on to a new cock

That cock mongol has fucked half of the gym!

by CockMongol December 14, 2009

phat cock

A penis with a notably large girth.

Bob's phat cock is wider than it is long.

by Phat Phallus September 27, 2013

cock glazing

letting him cum in your mouth and then using it to slip and slide your mouth up and down the shaft

After I shot my load she held in in her mouth and kept blowing me. It was a great cock glazing!

by J S Kennedy December 14, 2006

Cock Lard

A thick mixture of semen, normally from many different occasions blended into one molasses like mass.

Don't you threaten me or I will throw a jar of cock lard on you!

by Devin Hogan January 17, 2008

cock in a bag

An offensive unpleasant person. Absolutely no fun to be around. As useless as a cock (penis) in a bag.

Look at that guy at the bar over there perving down the girl's top and trying to squeeze her butt while she is clearly revolted - what a cock in a bag.

by chiante August 5, 2009

Cock Slayer

An unusually sensual woman highly skilled at all forms of sex, e.g., oral and anal sex. Cock Slayers approach sex as a spiritual ritual and need to ingest semen to balance their spiritual life as well as regulate hormone levels and mood. They are known primarily for their oral sex skills given their need for semen. They are frequently married and/or monogamous given the requirement for unprotected sex to obtain male fluids. These women are identifiable by their hour glass figures (narrow waist, round bottom) but their breasts can be large or small. They are well documented in ancient Hindu and Taoist teachings, art and sculpture.

"Holy Shit that woman is one stone cold Cock Slayer. She sucked my cock until I blew the biggest load of my life. Then she wanted anal. Jesus, my balls are sore."

by MarriedtoMILF May 26, 2014