Christian Threesome

A relationship that involves a man, a woman, and God.
Example of Timmy professing his love in a Christian Threesomes: "God I love you so much"
by maschinetheist November 07, 2011
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Christian Rock

Bands that are Christian, or preach about Christian values. The songs are just like other rock songs, but not with cusses every 6 words and offers good advice in the lyrics. Topics cover Suicide, Terrorism, Bullying, Cutting, Being left out, etc....

Most people do not give Christian music a chance, because they saw South Park and said "ZOMG ROFL TATS GHEY!!1!11FOUR" In reality, Christian rock has a LOT of hit songs and bands, whether you need it to pump you up, mellow you out, or just plain rock with friends.

Most people do not realize it, but many popular bands today are Christian bands.
Examples of Famous Christian Rock bands/singers

P.O.D
Switchfoot
Underoath
Skillet
Red
Hawk Nelson
Lifehouse
Kutless
Thousand Foot Krutch

And many more....
by titansmlb102 February 22, 2008
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christian punk

punk should be the voice of free-minded people...which christians are far from..

A way for brain-washed christian kids to feel cool.
(contrary to the non-believer kids that are just posers and think punk means not to give a shit about anything and to act rebellious so that they can show the other how special they are)
It's so convenient that they invented christian punk, now i can dress punk but not worry what my church buddies and their moms might think
by Zoster May 13, 2007
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boneless christian

the perfect grilled food to feed to the homeless
as i fire up the bar-b-q, i made a suggestion. you bring the chips, and i'll bring the christian, boneless christian of course
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Christian Faker

1) Any Christian you meet anywhere

2) Anyone that goes to a church building (regardless of denomination) and have sing-a-longs about how good everything is and then sit through a lecture of the same kind.

3) Anyone who bases everything that they do or don't do, from the book called the Bible (which is the equivalent to the Koran for the Islamic religion, or the Book of Mormon to the Mormons). Also, if they talk to someone who DOESN'T know or believe what THEY believe, that someone is a lost soul.

4) The person who talks to you about how their belief is the right way and everyone should believe the same way or else it is said that one will go to hell (a place that is described as a place of eternal torture and pain).
Christian Faker: This morning in church, the pastor read this real awesome passage from 1 Thessalonians that read...

Friend: You know, I came here to hangout, not be preached at, ok?

Christian Faker: But I really want you to hear this; it so spoke to me...but alright.
by Dave The Symphony April 27, 2011
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christian fun

Doing things that are christian hardcore e.g. playing scrabble, playing bingo/housie
person1: how was looking after your great grandmother
person2: we played scrabble and housie... had so much christian fun
by shewlase October 24, 2009
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Dirty Christian

When he wipes with his hands and he gets caught and gets called smelly hands
Smelly hands gotta stinky butt Dirty Christian
by Fat baby 69 April 27, 2020
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