Collective name for bunch of fuckers who know piss all and have sad crapy lives, making up stupid definitions for stupid words!!
by Choclate malteser January 3, 2004
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*Must be a shemale, otherwise its just gay.
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I was wrist deep in this tranny, and when I looked over at the wall, I could see a shadow where my hand should have been. And I thought I looked like Captain Hook the pirate. lol.
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Captain save a hoe, is when a friend is in need or in trouble and they call you and say captain save a hoe then you HAVE to help them with whatever they are in trouble with. They only get 4 captain save a hoe every 6-12 months.
My friend Anna called me today as I was on my way to work saying she ran out of gas on the back roads and proclaimed "Captain save a hoe". I had to call in late for work to go help her.
by Ccgirl101 October 27, 2018
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by AmericanSoldier February 6, 2010
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Get the Captain Hook mug.Someone who owns a crappy toupeé; a loser who doesn't even know how to say lines... someone who gets on others nerves, and who flirts with every female/male that they see.
by A clog March 2, 2007
Get the Captain Kirk mug.When the whore is asleep, you proceed to ejaculate a halo around the crown of the head. Then apply a nightcap in the fashion of the captain himself.
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