josh hours

the hours between 10-1am where you think about josh and read fanfiction hoping it can fill the void in your heart just WANTING someone and hoping it can make you feel better about your own horrid situation but instead start crying very deeply feeling no and all emotion at once with your cats staring and you and then realize your chances are basically 0 and you have no business feeling this way but you do.
dang, it's real josh hours tonight boys
by labrochacho August 05, 2019
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Lurching Hour

The time from 2am to 3am where the probability of being lurched is at its highest.
I was walking home from a party at 2:30, and I was afraid that the lurching hour was gonna get to me.
by www.BigLurch.com May 15, 2012
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One hour plower

The opposite of a One Pump Chump. This guy can go forever. Multiple orgasms to be expected by the woman
If you're looking for a good, long fuck, call Charlie. He's a One Hour Plower!
by hyawkus March 27, 2016
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Creepy Hour

Any period of time in a retail establishment where the employee is the only person present.
"Dude, I had a crazy creepy hour today. It must have been 2 hours of silence."
by ulder March 30, 2014
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254 Hours

Suppose one day you go on hiking and suddenly fall deep down the mountain and a boulder hits your hand and you’re stuck for 127 hours! At the end of the 127 hours, army individuals find the man and try to grab his hand, a heavy rainstorm dominates the landscape and the boulder hits your other hand after leaving one hand. Oops! Another 127 hours, sorry mate.
“Ahh, come on! I don’t want to spend 254 hours at stuck deep down the mountain with boulders on my hands!”
by LikeXD31 March 28, 2021
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active hours

When you be tweaking or just straight up horny
Guy 1: why is that dude hitting on every girl here?
Guy 2: probably his active hours

Guy 1: makes sense, would be wrong if he had a gf though
by Swagman86 December 02, 2021
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Zoomy hour

a period of time with which family, friends, and/or colleagues gather on a video call while imbibing.

a virtual gathering, over video conference call, where participants are partaking in alcoholic beverages.

Named after Zoom, a video communications company, that became the most popular conferencing service during the COVID19 pandemic.
Hey Danny, did you schedule the zoomy hour with the group yet?

5:05pm, that's a bold start for a zoomy hour.
Zoomy hour tonight will be 30 mins after work. Most of you will want to put on something other that ath-leisure.
by AllResNoAuth April 03, 2020
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