matt-bruce effect

the godly gift laid upon men on (already taken) girls making all of the birds go bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s soo cute!
Bird #3: We love you Matt!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the matt-bruce effect

by Ursecretsanta November 30, 2020

Crazy Bruce Lee

An insane, idiotic, delinquent Asian gentleman

David: why did you punch that random Asian dude on the street? Seemed out of hand
Johnny: slow down David, he was a Crazy Bruce Lee

by handy hickster April 13, 2021

Ashlyn Bruce

A morbidly obese man who cannot see his own feet

Ashlyn Bruce

by DB318 June 9, 2021

Yanitza Brenes

Someone who is beautiful, kind hearted and will always have your back. She’s also great at making jokes and always knows how to cheer the mood up. She makes for a great bestfriend and partner in crime.
Not replaceable and she might have some loose tools in the brain but one of a kind person.

I wish to have a best friend like yanitza Brenes one day.

by Rosieswrldz November 21, 2021

Teo Brines

the cutest human alive i wish i could date him

“Have you seen how cute Teo Brines is?”

by simpforoldermen April 18, 2022

little Bruce

Someone who is not little at all. He is actually tall af!

Wow! Who is that tall guy over there?

Oh it’s little Bruce!

by Catluvr_69 October 4, 2022

Bum brine

Left over, watery liquid residue following a bum wee. Can be mixed with sweat in its fermented state. Often, when over saturated, trases of urine can also be found in the brew

Cor, Ive got awful bum brine after those singha beers and house special vindaloo last night

by Crockodile Dundavies November 13, 2022