Terry’s Breathing

Wheezing, just wheezing...

Terry’s breathing is terrible...

by Ki77yGalore May 10, 2021

The Breath Of Versailles

What I call myself.

Dude 1: Hey bro, have you heard of "The Breath Of Versailles"?
Dude 2: Hell yes bro, I am The Breath Of Versailles!

by TheGravelOfAVersaillian December 28, 2024

The Breath Of Versailles

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are "The Breath Of Versailles"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 16, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles

What I call homo-sapiens that sole Sony Playstation 2's

Person 1: have you ever sole a Sony Playstation 2?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Breath Of Versailles".

by Abreathofaversaillian January 11, 2025

Whore Breath

Whore breath is used to describe the breath of a woman (or man) whose breath reeks of ass, dick, gooch, or any other body part of another person. It can be obtained by not brushing your teeth and tongue after having a sexual encounter.

P1: Oh my god. Did you smell Amanda's breath?
P2: Yep. Looks like we've got ourselves a huge case of whore breath.
Amanda: You got me! I went to a 32-person orgy last night!
P1 and P2: *visibly disgusted*

by TotallyNotAGirl February 23, 2023

The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

What I calll homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

Sleeper’s breath

The pungent odour emitted from one’s oral orifice following a prolonged period of time closed whilst in deep slumber

‘Fletch, get away from me. You’ve got bare bad sleeper’s breath’

by X-Tina2 July 15, 2018