mentally blonde

A person who acts like a blonde and is not actually blonde. Someone with low intelligence

Me: do you know that girl Nicki

You:yeah why

Me: she’s mentally blonde

You:she’s a dumbass

by Someone_iscool January 3, 2024

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hybrid blonde

A brunette that has the ditsy blonde curse

Did she really just say that ? I SWEAR she's a hybrid blonde .

by B1G JÁY January 6, 2024

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Hybrid Blonde

A Ditsy brunette that's having a permanent blonde moment.

They can't get around there own town without a GPS...dead giveaway your dealing with a hybrid blonde

by B1G JÁY January 9, 2024

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Dumb Blonde

Jax

god ur such a jax
jax is such a dumb blonde

by vytjtftuhjmvgujvutjgxchg fcyhv December 8, 2023

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The blonde jonny

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.

Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

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Chalk.Blonde

The 2nd greatest band to hail from Waterford ever, behind pins n needles of course.

Person 1: " God I love Chalk.Blonde the greatest band to ever hail from Waterford y'know?"
Person 2: "Yes I too love chalk.blonde Omg Charlie is So HOT!!! Are you going to their gig in electric avenue"
Person 1: "I prefer Joseph honestly"

by The willow wisp April 1, 2024

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