Touched a wee bit of blurt

The action of feeling, touching or caressing somebody’s ass.

Derek: What’s happening big man, any action on the weekend?
Ben: Yeah, touched a wee bit of blurt.

by Dickbon May 16, 2025

bitted

more fun pass-tense of bite

i bitted my laptop

by justsomerandomduck May 29, 2025

bit the cheese

If someone says this they snitched on someone.

Oh that nigga 6ix9ine "bit the cheese".

by ekingsley April 4, 2024

Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

by Clatyn April 19, 2024

riff my bits

add to my jokes in the moment to make them funnier

Why didn't you riff my bits? Everyone laughed, but they would have died if you chimed in.

by scatrmind April 30, 2024

‘For the bit’ kink

A kink that is created or exposited specifically because it is funny, or ‘for the bit’.

‘Hey man, you talk about feet a lot. Are you sure you don’t have a foot fetish?’
‘Nah, man, that’s just my ‘for the bit’ kink

by NiccyMarcy September 26, 2025

Busting your bits

A casual expression meaning to joke with someone, tease them, or mess with them in a friendly, non-serious way. Used to clarify that a comment or action wasn’t meant to be taken seriously. Similar to “ Yanking your chain” or “Pulling your leg”

“Relax, man—he’s just busting your bits.”
“I’m not serious, I’m just busting your bits.”
“Don’t get mad, I was only busting your bits.”

by Sam_Reezy December 18, 2025