internet genius

Somebody who feigns expertise in a subject by using Google, Wikipedia, or other internet sources, without citing them. Generally synonymous with internet faggot, but can be used in polite company. Often preceded by "friggin'". Always used sarcastically.

John, when I googled "supermassive black holes" I found a Wikipedia article that matched your post word-for-word. You're a real friggin' internet genius, aren't you?

by S Weitzenhoffer April 14, 2007

Internet Legacy

A set of virtual assets or value in cyberspace left behind after one’s death fall on legal successors as right.

Internet Legacy A set of virtual assets or value in cyberspace left behind after one’s death fall on legal successors as right.

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

Internet Introvert

a person who keeps to themselves on the internet, rarely or never using social media, never understanding internet inside jokes, and preferring to play single player games instead of multiplayer games; the opposite of an internet extrovert

Person 1: This fucker doesn’t understand loss memes, he’s a real internet introvert

by Butterscotchyyy June 19, 2018

internet safety

The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online.

Definition in a nutshell : The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online. Thats the meaning of 'internet safety'

Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'

Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.

Definition in a nutshell : Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'

Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.

by New_byt February 18, 2019

internet me

When someone's cellphone is broken and therefore needs to be contacted through the internet.

Facebook status update: phone is broken. internet me.

by Draco723 April 14, 2012

superfluous internetting

To use the Internet for no real purpose other than personal entertainment

Person 1 : "Where's Dave?"
Person 2 : "He's been upstairs superfluous internetting for like 2 hours now - lets try and guess what stupid and pointless facts he's learnt"

by Tedsville May 2, 2010

garbage internet

Trent’s internet

dang you lagged out again, you’ve got such garbage internet

by drdangerousgamin February 27, 2018