Alysomnia

The inability to sleep early because you have to finish manwhas

Nah, later, I got alysomnia

by Alitions February 12, 2025

Alyssa

An Alyssa is always so gorgeous and beautiful and tall and skinny queen and slaying the day away usually found eating healthy food and in the gym

“Oh look at that Alyssa she’s stunning”

by Bitchfit…… February 19, 2025

Alyssa

absolute Chopped cheese. might stink a bit. She can be kinda funny at times but dhe makes fun of others too much to make herself feel better.

"Hey, Alyssa has a bullying problem."

by shegotawayyyy April 28, 2025

Alyssa Mckay

A butterface influencer with a ridiculously fat ass made for gangbanging but a horrific face.

Corey - Look, isn't that Alyssa Mckay? Wanna take turns using her fat ass?
Rick - That ass does look tempting, but where will we find a paperbag to cover her face at this hour!

by personnotareal6 May 6, 2025

Alyssa Manitta

Aura Farmer

Alyssa Manitta is an aura farmer she is billy badass

by AlyssaManittahater May 18, 2025

Alyssa

Alyssa she has the prettiest smile and the funniest jokes when she walks in to a room you just have to stop and stare bc she is just drop dead gorgeous shes usually the kind of girl you can pour your heart in to and never worry about trust

Gosh bro get your pp out ur hand and be like Alyssa

by Eazy~T June 11, 2025

alysha

the prettiest girl in the entire world. admirably straight forward and smart, and a way with words that could make anyone’s day 1000 times better. the cutest personality and the cutest glasses. i love her with my whole heart and i talk to her for hours.

person 1: “who’s that?”
finn: “that’s my wife alysha ◡̈”

by alastorshusband August 16, 2025