South Side Allentown

The Hood Of Allentown, PA

south side Allentown is the shit to be at 💯

by LOLHOE June 29, 2015

near west side

An up and coming neighborhood in Chicago that is home to the annual fathers day party at touhy-herbert park. Lots of really cool dudes and dudettes live there.

Were you on the near west side this weekend? I saw your snaps and it looked like it was offdachain!

by Cleendawg September 1, 2017

Super Side Nigga

a nigga who can do everything better than your boyfriend but doesn’t want the title. He usually got A1 rizz, 11/10 dick, and makes you happier than your man most times

i pray she does that have a super side nigga😞

by Klkiyo December 30, 2022

Side of Bacon With Lips

A chick that is so enormous that when seen naked looks like a slab of bacon with lips. Can usually be found on fraternity house bathroom floors being dogged by a "fuck anything that moves" member.

I opened the bathroom door and there's Brendan banging some fat chick - She looked like a side of bacon with lips.

by HDL to High December 6, 2009

South side knock

Honking your car horn to announce your arrival at someone's house, instead of getting out of your car and knocking on their door like a civilized person.

Origin: St. Louis, MO

My neighbor's visitor picked them up at 3 AM, gave the south side knock when they pulled up .

by Andy2123 June 25, 2021

Losing side of a threesome

When you watch some dude blow his load all over your girl, she goes to the bathroom to clean up, and you look down at yourself getting smaller and realize that just like that, playtime's over.

No one wants to be on the losing side of a threesome.

by Jim Moran August 31, 2017

Side-kick douche

friend of douche or desk douche who unfortunately encourages desk douche's behavior by being their "yes man" and laughing at their dumb jokes, etc

"oh, here we go, here comes the dynamic duo of desk douche, Derek, and his side-kick douche, Stan...somebody get me a bottle of scotch, I need to be drunk for this"

"did you see how side-kick douche was laughing at his ridiculous jokes? It's ridiculous how he kisses his butt, no one else finds desk douche funny or amusing...or intelligent for that matter"

by sandycan January 7, 2012