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Dick Freak

A girls who is crazy about big hard cocks, usually will only date guys who are very big. whenever they are with a guy there is only one subject of conversation..... his dick. She will pull it out and play with it every chance she gets.
My girlfriend is only 15 but she is such a dick freak. She's constantly getting in my pants
by drbubba February 23, 2009
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dick-ceps.

muscles of dick....
my "dick-ceps" are bigger than your biceps.
show your dick-ceps......
by serial-kisser October 1, 2011
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chomp dick

A dismissal as in go away, get lost, fuck off or fuck you.
You dont like me? Chomp Dick!
by Farsidefan February 13, 2009
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Facespacetube Dick

Someone who spends all their time on either Facebook, Myspace, or Youtube, only to come to you the next day to share the "exciting" new features or uploads.
Guy 1: Oh man, did you go on youtube yesterday?
Guy 2: Yah, for a little.
Guy 1: Holy crap man, there was like a new Viral Video that came out at 5:30, a new (insert youtube star name here) video at 8, and I found a sick new channel!
Guy 2: Jesus christ, calm down. You are such a Facespacetube Dick.
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Guy 1: Dude it's like a disease. I think i'm a Facespacetube dick!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I was on facebook for 4 hours just realoading the page, and youtube for 5!
Guy 2: You totally are.
by BS-man November 3, 2009
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Dick in the door

When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.
Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.
by Great Seany July 5, 2016
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Dicked The Show

To screw up really bad.

To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.
Damn it! Our drummer is not going to make it tonight. Looks like he dicked the show again.

I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?

We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?
by blake dremmel October 6, 2008
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Dick Mabbutt

There’s 73962, Dick Mabbutt!
by AcidityBM November 18, 2021
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