Lebanese Pipe-Wrench

The employment of a wrench during manual self-stimulation. This act is frowned upon in all countries outside of Lebanon, where a hand just ain't enough.

"Achmed! You got a wrench I could borrow? I'm planning on another Lebanese Pipe-Wrench tonight!"

by ShitholeCountry68 January 19, 2018

Poor Man's Pipe

A pipe constructed from any material that is available or at little cost. Can consist of anything from an apple, tinfoil, plastic bottles to pvc pipe, deer antler, or anything really.

Why buy a pipe when you can make a Poor Man's Pipe, after all you are a broke hippie.

by Jockco willy May 6, 2013

pennsylvania pipe cleaner

the act of pouring rubbing alcohol down your own or someone else’s urethra

That guy was too freaky for me. He tried to get me to give him a pennsylvania pipe cleaner on the first date.

by G M0NEY January 16, 2022

Pipe down pookie

Used to offend, if someone if being annoying or bitch you tell them to pipe down pookie.

*Gets all heated*
😐 “pipe down pookie”

by KaysonDerulo69 May 10, 2023

Rusty gas pipe

When you're having sex with a girl and she starts her period so you put your penis in her anus instead.

She was on her period so I gave her the rusty gas pipe.

by Uncle rectum May 1, 2020

Texas Pipe Cleanin'

When you blow into an old woman's vagina and dust comes out.

Ian gave Tammy a good ole' texas pipe cleanin'

by Indian Alladin January 1, 2022

Pipeing American beer

It's when a men/woman does oral job and the reviewer then takes a piss.

My wife loves when I'm pipeing American beer.

by Werdar October 21, 2017