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Jason Guse

An absolute beauty of a man, perfect body, can get any women he wants with the snap of a finger. Hugh Mungus cock, makes OG Mudbone look like a newborn. On the inside, hes a great guy, and will take you on bowling alley types dates, but behind closed doors its WRAPS. Marry a Jason Guse.
"Oh my gosh, Jason Guse made me unable to walk last night, it was incredible"
by garfield's_ass123 October 5, 2018
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Jason

Leader of a group a don of all dons followed and respected by many with short temper and a Romeo around woman
Why does everyone follow that Jason kid
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jason country

Type of wooded landscape, usually in the middle of FUCKING nowhere, where it would be difficult to escape a certain masked killer.
I'm not going to your house, you live in Jason country!
by Phreeekboy May 26, 2018
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jason

jason is a fruity punjabi whos very smart and caring but also VERY SLOW. hes also lowkey whitewashed bc he eats omelettes and doesn’t eat rotia. he can make spaghetti sandwiches omelettes rice and noodles BUT NOT A SINGLE ROTI 🥱🥱 he is not dry bc he’s a sexc punjabi munda that has flavor 😳 and he sends u weird indian gifs bc he’s freaky😳😣😱 furthermore his haatha are extremely veiny which is also sexc 😳😳
jason ena sexy lagda eya 😳😳
by fucking.ur.phanji August 8, 2022
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Jason

Man, that kid with no parents is really a Jason!
by Yourmompickedagoodname August 25, 2022
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jason leach

The coolest guy ever to walk the earth, but funny and good looking as well. Penis girth is on absolute FLEEK. Has the most winning personality but us extremely humble.
There goes that Jason Leach, man... I wish I could be like him when I grow up
by Alliesdaddy78 August 26, 2022
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Jason

A person who has high IQ and is usually sucessful
Hey look! Its Jason!
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