Also referred to as: York Tech, or simply 'tech'
A college that is only...technically a college. Located in South Carolina, this is where you end up when you just can't afford anything else. Known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a multitude of classes in a variety of fields.
This is not a college for the undecided. Because if you can't decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of classes that resemble high school...in...every...way. This includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in class, the infamous assigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. Again, I say, only 'technically' a college.
Also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never assumed to just be anything except, 'not good enough for real college.'
A college that is only...technically a college. Located in South Carolina, this is where you end up when you just can't afford anything else. Known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a multitude of classes in a variety of fields.
This is not a college for the undecided. Because if you can't decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of classes that resemble high school...in...every...way. This includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in class, the infamous assigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. Again, I say, only 'technically' a college.
Also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never assumed to just be anything except, 'not good enough for real college.'
You: So what are you up to?
Old high school acquaintance: Oh I'm getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?
You: Oh, I'm uh...doing basic courses at umm...york technical college.
Old high school acquaintance: oh couldn't get into anywhere else?
You: No, no, it's just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.
Old high school acquaintance: riiight...
You: Well I gotta go write a paper.
Old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. What's the minimum?
You: <.< >.> ... ... three pages... V.V
Old high school acquaintance: Oh I'm getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?
You: Oh, I'm uh...doing basic courses at umm...york technical college.
Old high school acquaintance: oh couldn't get into anywhere else?
You: No, no, it's just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.
Old high school acquaintance: riiight...
You: Well I gotta go write a paper.
Old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. What's the minimum?
You: <.< >.> ... ... three pages... V.V
by Technically a Ninja January 2, 2012
Get the York Technical Collegemug. A guy who lives in NY state who mows lawn for a living and has random outburst when he doesn’t take his pills on time which results in rage quitting in the online community.
by EPMark December 20, 2023
Get the New York Redneckmug. The act of an elderly man (or woman) giving oral sex with their dentures removed and biting the head of the penis or clitoris.
by marauder211 July 27, 2024
Get the New-York Gummy bearmug. Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.
While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:
Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria
Vaginal Myalgia
All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.
AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert
Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,
While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.
Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.
Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.
While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:
Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria
Vaginal Myalgia
All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.
AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert
Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,
While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.
Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.
Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms
by Master Chief Shite July 9, 2019
Get the New York Flu Like Symptomsmug. York River Academy is a school for computer nerds. There are a few of us who survive and make it out alive, but I've lost a few comrades. If you do choose to come here, come prepared. You need a strong will to survive the 'Traps'. May Mother Russia be with you, and god speed my guy.
by What are you doing, Step Bro? February 26, 2019
Get the York River Academymug. Shittiest state to live in. Smells like my dogs ass and trash bags just laying on the sides of the road. You don't have a license and have absolutely no idea how to drive? The New York streets welcome you! People are rude as fuck and shit is so overpriced. I paid 11 dollars for a latte and croissant at Starbucks when i pay 8 dollars in Florida. That was just Manhattan, Brooklyn is even worse. Guys there think consent is a myth and that every woman likes to be groped by a drunk, nasty smelling stranger. Rockefeller center has absolutely nothing to do and the state in general is so overhyped. The only people who like New York are New Yorkers who have never been outside their shitty state. Times square is probably the most overhyped land mark there. They put more effort in making an add for an ass cream look flashy than actually cleaning their streets. Only thing I liked there was a shirt i saw that said New York ❤️S me. Their two story cvs was pretty cool too.
Literally anyone else: “hey do you know where the nearest mcdo-”
New Yorker: “ fuck off you stupid overweight, built like the titanic pig. Instead of ordering a big mac why don't you order some bitches?”
New Yorker: “ fuck off you stupid overweight, built like the titanic pig. Instead of ordering a big mac why don't you order some bitches?”
by Wifebeater2000 June 3, 2022
Get the New yorkmug. by Weazelwacker October 22, 2020
Get the kyle yorkmug.