Waffle AHOY

to go to waffle club and have a good time

are you going to Waffle AHOY with me tonight...

Waffle AHOY her into you cynthia for your the one for me....

by Celoona Timpson May 13, 2007

waffle house

When a group of people buy a single lotto ticket and wins. But then the holder of the ticket cashes in and screws everyone over.

Let me sign that lotto ticket so you don't waffle house me.

by dirtysushi June 18, 2012

Blue Waffle

A disease that you will get if you EVER masturbate. Thats right if you are a guy and you EVER!!! masturbate than your penis will fall of and will be replace by a blue waffle, Google Blue waffle if you would like to know what it is

Omg i was so horny last night and i masturbated and this morning Instead of my usual morning wood i had a blue waffle!!!
My girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me so i masturbated and when i woke up i had a blue waffle, now i'm not sure how to have sex with it.

by no muscles November 12, 2010

Waffle sauce

1. Sauce to put upon waffles. (Maple syrup, Imitation maple syrup, honey, chocolate syrup, other syrups.)

2. Anime Boston Go-er

1. My waffles tasted soo good after I put waffle sauce on them!

2. *Lady seeing name tag* Lady: Aww! Her name is Waffle Sauce!! Can we take her home?!

by Nadia Lastname March 22, 2008

fudge waffle

when a male stick both of his balls and his wiener in someones ass hole

i put my shit in my girlfriend ass and it had poop on it and thats a fudge waffle

by flabcheeks March 17, 2010

Cunt Waffle

A particularly delectable treat of the flaming homosexual type. Consisting of man butter in a waffle. Also used as an offensive term for someone acting like a doushe,Straight or Flamer.

Sparkles: "Jeez, your acting like such a cunt waffle!!!"

Sparkles: "What are you eating!!!!???!!!"
GayLvr99: "Oh, just a cunt waffle"

by FluffyHandcuffs July 27, 2009

twat waffle

(1) a waffle you've rubbed all over a twat and shoved into the twat and made all soggy and twatty.
(2) a person resembling such a waffle, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness.
(3) a twat that you've pulled out and shoved into a waffle iron, crushed and made all burnt and waffly.
(4) a person resembling such a twat, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness.

"look at that fucking whore, she is such a twat waffle"

"shut up retard, stop being such a twat waffle"

"i'm not a slut bucket, you fucking twat waffle"

by your mom's cafe September 26, 2007