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Windshield Wiper

When you have a girl and two boys and you start whipping your flaccid dick on a girls face and whoever gets hard first looses. The looser has to watch the other guy get a blowjob.
She wanted me and another boy to windshield wiper him and I won and the other man said he was blue balled for 3 hours.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021
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ass wipe

someone who is an actual asshole. who knows, maybe it’s you. asswipe.
god damn Brenda you are such an ass wipe.
by joe Biden’s asshole March 8, 2021
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family wiper

A family wiper is a person who hooks up with every single person or child within the same family, making all the siblings spit- sisters/brothers.
Brother 1: I just hooked up with Ashlynn
Brother 2: wait I did that yesterday...
Sister: I just did that an hour ago

Brother 1: I guess she's a family wiper.
by HusbandAndWifeTaker March 24, 2021
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wet wipe

A wet wipe is an insult used to describe an old hag calling ponty pandy car insurance company.
by willy wanger April 27, 2021
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Clorox Wipes

those things everyone went crazy for in 2020 for absolutely no reason
Man A: hey dude I just got some Clorox wipes!
Man 2: YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!? GIVE ME THEM! I HAVE A GUN
Man A: what
by mrdrjohno May 4, 2021
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No wiper

When you are wiping your ass and nothing is on the toilet paper when u check
Bro let’s go i just got a no wiper so much less time
by fertzoneletsgo May 15, 2021
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Willy wipe

Someone who doesn’t understand anything and gets things wrong
by Ariprince123 May 21, 2021
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