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toasted

for when you are... what you eat
Ayyo, have you tried a toasted cheese from the Seneca basement?
by paninipressed September 30, 2024
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Toast

The only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning is the thought of a crispy, warm toast. How it crunches when you bite it, the way the butter melts into it and how you can literally put everything on top.
Toast is the one good I could and will eat every day.
Don’t talk to me I haven’t have my toast yet.
by A sun November 20, 2021
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Toast

Fuck you all, this is my army and together I shall take them and dominate the world, where all of you degenerates will be fucking dead because I'm dominating the world, so Fuck you. Also, stop eating my people like you're from Attack on Titan you giant ass naked freaks.
The Toast army shall rise and take over the fucking world you degenerates.
by Toastaypartay the 78th March 1, 2020
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Sorkktur x Toast

by Toastisweird February 18, 2021
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Massachusetts Toast

Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.
“Man I had the worst Massachusetts Toast yesterday, but I at least got some Dunks”
by McGrampa September 23, 2020
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Toasted SouthWestern

Toasted Southwestern: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style in the anus with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.

Also called SouthWestern Toast
1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Southwestern. I was all in her ass bro.

2- My boy Erin said this girl Ada came to his house last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if he was in the mood some Toasted SouthWestern.
by PJ_HarlemKnight1 September 1, 2014
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