drop and dodge

The act of dodging the splash of the toilet water after aggressively dropping a "bomb" of a poop. The poop was likely brought on by a large consumption of food of the greasy, spicy, and/or protein rich variety (or just gluten?). The use of this technique applies to the home or public facilities, but especially porta-potties in an attempt to avoid the "blue burn".

(P1) "Man I had the worst case of blue burn from crapping in a porta-potty the other day" ... (P2) "Dude ... just drop and dodge ... you get extra time delay in a porta-potty".

by Fecal Pharoah October 8, 2017

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drop squid

The metaphoric ejaculation of semen due to over excitement, or extreme happiness.

Or the term can be used in the literal sense.

There is so much taned leather and brass on that toaster a steampunk junkie is libel to drop squid.

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I was getting real hungry you see?, so I just dropped squid on her back and ran to micky D's..

by evolx10 August 14, 2009

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Taco dropping

When a girl has to run to the bathroom after a guy cums inside her. The cum drips out as she cups her pussy and waddles down to the bathroom

My dog cleans up my girlfriends taco droppings

by Winslow bublé johnson June 19, 2016

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Drop a scummy

when u think you have to fart and you try to and all that comes out is a little MOIST TURDLET

dude whats that smell....did u just drop a scummy???

by j2richman November 26, 2010

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Dropping the biscuit

Refers to when a man or women tells someone a horrible piece of news, then follows by saying something extremely positive.

Bill: *walks into room*

Jill: Oh hey!

Bill: You know Michael Jackson just died.

Jill: Oh my! That was quite a way to start dropping the biscuit!

Bill: Wow! that lipstick rules!

by Tifonbarniy August 22, 2009

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