War Thunder

A war game that was created by Gaijin Entertainment, which is the most pay to win garbage in the world that loves to make the weakest Russian/Soviet tanks into juggernauts while making actually good American tanks into moving pieces of junk, plus, Gaijin really loves to screw you over for simply no reason. This also occurs in the air part of War Thunder, where Soviet planes can take you out with a couple of shots and yet America cannot do anything. You cannot progress in this game without 1, using German or Soviet vehicles, or 2, sacrificing your kidney to Gaijin to get better vehicles. If you are think of playing it, please don't. All it will do is make you suffer and suffer for the rest of timer.

Person 1: Hey Person 2, I got War Thunder, and I am so excited to play it!
Person 2: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T, THEY WILL TORTURE YOU UNTIL YOU SUBMIT TO THEM WITH YOUR MONEY!
Person 1: It is too late, I already handed my internal organs over for a premium tank. And yet, it can't do anything to the Russian tanks.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by yahahha May 20, 2023

War Thunder

A painful game, it sucks your soul away and you hate it with all your heart but still play it.

War thunder sucks, I hate it but I must retrieve the silver lions.

by Wyatt10846619 May 28, 2023

War Thunder

Cancer in Pain mixed into a game.

"Hey bro do you play War Thunder?"

"Unfortunately"

by the_biggest_funni June 23, 2023

Thunder the Snake

When you're giving a dude a hand job and punch his asshole right as he starts to cum.

I swiped right this dude, and after dinner, we went to his house and I gave him a Thunder the Snake.

by RoccoRockbottom March 11, 2023

Thunder

Thunder is very very loving, caring, kind-hearted, and very respectful, He is very handsome and sexy. Whenever a woman goes close to him his scent makes them come close to him, whoever gets Thunder as their life partner is very LUCKY, Whoever leaves Thunder, is a big dumbass

Girl 1 - Hey, who's your bf?
Girl 2 - I'm lucky to have Thunder as my bf :)
Girl 1 - LUCKY, I have no one :(

by Thanosdeeznutz January 16, 2023

Thunder Mud

This is the shit you take next morning after a glorious diner accompanied by 5-6 beers. Starts with cramping along with a euphoric feeling. As you sit a little push causes the heavens in your colon to unleash its fury. The consistency of fecal matter is that of mud or wet concrete. The flatulence is loud and non stop until it starts to fade off. You are exhausted after the episode.

Get the fuck out the way! Im going to blow the toilet out with all the fury of thunder mud.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

War Thunder

Pure Agony. The grinding makes me want to kill myself.

War thunder is an agonizing game

by braindamagedperson January 31, 2023