Balloon Thing

The act of performing Oral Sex on your partner and blowing air into their orifice (usually through the Vagina) using your mouth. The end typically results in a Queef or Fart.
Alternatively (though not recommended), the Balloon Thing may be done on the Anus.

Kirk: "Hey Kiro, I ever tell you about that time I did the Balloon Thing on my gf?"
Kiro: "Woah!"

by Kiro Khajiit January 31, 2024

cookie thing

coconut drops or rock cake

he bought a cookie thing from the bakery

by mazespinwastaken November 19, 2023

So that’s a thing

The neutral of “that’s good/not good

Guy 1: They found the remains of an extinct hominid on a deserted island so that’s a thing.

Guy 2: yep.

by Tyrannical Vex November 30, 2021

Nugget Thing

Put your balls in your friends mouth

Do you want to do the nugget thing tonight

by Gunman73 June 15, 2024

impossible things

fucking dumb book had to do this for home work

"hey we are are gonna read impossible things!"

by L Bozo + Ratio + Gay + Weird February 16, 2023

"The smallest things"❤️

I love...
hearing you laugh,
that you smile with your eyes,
your warmth - that draws people to you,
the way you make me feel calm and chaotic at the same time,
that you really listen,
the lovely way you share what you know -

and the little smile you give me when I get it
your ability to make me feel like I can do it-anything
...and although it's not always easy to hear, the way you talk about the people that you love. So lucky are they.

"The smallest things"❤️ How wonderful it must be to be one of the most important people in your life...when you make someone you barely know feel so special without even realising

by I'm Dreaming March 8, 2025

a pissin thing

Not going to do anything

I am not going to do a pissin thing at work tonight.

by Doedee April 22, 2016