Daving

The act of pooping at a friends house after just arriving, often leaving skid marks.

I’m Daving to leave a poop at Lewis’s house when I arrive.

by BushRangerMe March 2, 2023

Daving

The act of jerking off. Beating your meat. Being a sussy baka. Very haram. Repent.L

Yahya stop daving immediately!!!

by Jeff Johnerson Douglas March 3, 2023

Dave Save

When an issue with technology (or life in general) is fixed by your mate Dave

I couldn’t work out why my pc didn’t work. Thank goodness for the Dave Save.

by JeSuisNot March 25, 2023

Dave tillie

What everyone be smoking on these days

Man pass me that Dave tillie

by Guywithbigboner March 26, 2023

Racist Dave

The person you become after smoking an ounce of meth to the face

After he bought & completely smoked himself that ounce of dope.. his alter ego, Racist Dave.. appeared & called out all the bigots

by Chesapeake Sean June 3, 2024

Dave Grohl

A man who needs a damn hug

Person 1: “did you hear that Taylor Hawkins passed away?”
Person 2: “he was dave Grohl’s close friend and drummer of foo fighters..poor dave”
Person 3: “Dave Grohl needs a damn hug..”

by Ashthequeen June 8, 2024

Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 2, 2024