Crab muffin

When a woman has a big bush and crabs

This bitch issa Crab Muffin

by Nqbbs July 10, 2020

Decatur Crabs

Decatur crabs is a slang-label to avoid a white female from Decatur Ohio who has slept with a black male.

“She’s got them Decatur crabs bro, steer clear.”

by BlunderBuck July 8, 2025

Crabbing

The threat of surgically altering a person into a cyborg crab, often accompanied with the threat of removing their teeth for pleasurable oral use. The “crab” is intended to serve as an indentured crustacean servant.

Timmy got crabbed. His name was crab boy thereafter - he was regularly thrashed for worm scavenging. Crabbing ,while brutal, improved his life.

by Ghoulguy66 September 21, 2025

portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*

We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.

by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018

Crab clench

A vagina that won't let it go, no matter what. She'll hold on till she's pregnant.

Get me out of your crab clench, honey! We don't need a child yet!

by Spiker_snu March 28, 2016

New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

Crab Shack Jobby

Sex position popular in the OC, Chorlton and Newcastle. Popularised by Caleb Nichol. Guaranteed Big O’s for all parties and crustaceans.

Dude, I gave her the night of her life! Crab shack jobby works every time.

by Rawhide Ry April 1, 2025