That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.
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Get the Valley Girl mug.Ah yes beautiful CVA located in Central New York. What more can you ask for when you have athletic boners and girls that think very highly of themselves. If you’re like me, you think they look very silly for trying so hard. I wish they new you’re popularity in k-12 isn’t going to go on a job/college resume. welp CVA just about sucks other than some of the teachers, classes and the cafeteria is pretty nice but the food is a 4-5 depending on the day. Friday’s are the best because not only is it going to be “ Friday Night Lights” nor the weekend it’s PIZZA DAYY like that’s a good day to come to school.
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person not from CVA: Who?
person from CVA: you know Central Valley Academy
person not from CVA: Who?
person not from CVA: Who?
person from CVA: you know Central Valley Academy
person not from CVA: Who?
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Get the Central Valley Academy mug.A large rural valley in southern Utah mostly filled with incestual inbreds, almost everyone is related by blood, and everyone is related by marriage.
It's an area plagued by MAGA and uneducated people, a place where uncle's rape their nieces and get away with it under the protection of the LDS Church.
Unsustainable agriculture is also popular here, people grow the most water-intensive plants for cows who live on the other side of the world, rather than organizing and growing Food for People. These people are facing a pending aquifer collapse and they don't even realize it.
On the weekends the good ol' boys will go out driving onto the dirt roads, getting shit-faced while killing, rabbits chiselers, coyotes or anything that move. They always make sure to toss their beer cans and liquor bottles out into the sagebrush so the wives don't know that they were drinking when they get home. Meanwhile when all the good old boys are romping around, the housewives are popping opiate tabs to deal with their suicidal depression from being objectified by the LDS church and their husbands.
Every Sunday these "good" people have the opportunity to return to church and repent for their sins.
It's an area plagued by MAGA and uneducated people, a place where uncle's rape their nieces and get away with it under the protection of the LDS Church.
Unsustainable agriculture is also popular here, people grow the most water-intensive plants for cows who live on the other side of the world, rather than organizing and growing Food for People. These people are facing a pending aquifer collapse and they don't even realize it.
On the weekends the good ol' boys will go out driving onto the dirt roads, getting shit-faced while killing, rabbits chiselers, coyotes or anything that move. They always make sure to toss their beer cans and liquor bottles out into the sagebrush so the wives don't know that they were drinking when they get home. Meanwhile when all the good old boys are romping around, the housewives are popping opiate tabs to deal with their suicidal depression from being objectified by the LDS church and their husbands.
Every Sunday these "good" people have the opportunity to return to church and repent for their sins.
In Escalante Valley many men live by the value system of rape, repent, repeat again.
I'm going to Escalante Valley to shoot some chiselers.
I'm going to Escalante Valley to shoot some chiselers.
by BdogW February 9, 2019
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Get the Getting valleyed mug.A happy valley is a ‘place’ where people go when they are stoned/high. It’s a place where things spin, things are happy, very vibrant colours appear, and there are a lot of different terms for this but the most common is definitely a happy valley.
There are a few meanings for this term, some of them being inappropriate.
However, it is mainly to describe what kind of ‘world’ people enter when they become high on drugs.
There are a few meanings for this term, some of them being inappropriate.
However, it is mainly to describe what kind of ‘world’ people enter when they become high on drugs.
“Apparently Lacey got high, and she kept saying that she was in the happy valley. We weren’t quite sure what that meant.”
“Oh, its the place where people go when they’re stoned, everything spins it’s very vibrant and happy! Tell her to be careful.”
“Oh, its the place where people go when they’re stoned, everything spins it’s very vibrant and happy! Tell her to be careful.”
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