The Johnson's

A cult of boofers who hit the j and work out all day, they judge fellow members and the leaders suck each other off

The Johnson's hate on each other but suck each other off at the same time!

by Darth Swanson February 25, 2020

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Bloomskie Johnsons

Diarrhea induced by eating foods an individual knows will give him/her diarrhea.

I ate some cheese and now I have the Bloomskie Johnsons

by Doosh_Nozzle June 12, 2022

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Sig Johnson

The scariest person you will ever meet. This man is equivalent to a sewer rat.

Wow, I saw Sig Johnson eating raw steak last night, what’s wrong with him?

by You ugly as fuck May 4, 2018

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An exclamation, usually of success or great success, similar to SWAP DADDY which happens in a moment of action, but more referring to multiple successes, or successive actions happening in a row to a point where the rate of success is just so ridiculously on fire it can't be stopped and everything in a situation is going very well. Possibly named after NBA SG. Joe Johnson or NFL WR. Calvin Johnson. SWAP JOHNSONNNN!!!

guy 1: bro pass me the cheese fries
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!

by tomtomson005 December 31, 2016

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