Not Fake Girlfriend

A relationship that is not acknowledged as a "Girlfriend", but holds true to all requirements of the girlfriend tag.
Lisa is not Rob's Not Fake Girlfriend, because she's his girlfriend. That's just the way it is.
by Not Not Rob's Neighbor February 22, 2011
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fake friend

The classification of an acquaintance with the particular purpose of keeping oneself emotionally uninvolved and unattached; Permits one to say anything without fear of insult or injury.
Carrie decided to become fake friends with Steve so that they could get to know each other without worrying about the commitments of real friendship.

George, after 50 years of marriage, told his aged but beautiful wife, Ethel, that they were never really friends; they were only fake friends and it was the sweetest thing ever.
by beautyqueen411 December 29, 2007
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fake bakery

Guy 1: nice tan brah where yah been? Been hittin the beach?

Guy 2: nah aint got time just been hittin the Fake Bakery
by Terrørist July 15, 2010
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fake newsery

The willful ignorance of the Main Stream Media that turns a blind eye to actual truth in exchange for a perversion of truth that they in turn sell to the American public like a $10 dollar trollop in order to disseminate disinformation and/or false narratives.
CNN was once called 'the most trusted named in news,' before they blew their credibility to smithereens with totally biased and pathetic news reporting, fake polls, and overall fake newsery.
by JonathanWinters February 19, 2017
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Fake Racist

Act like a Racist but is not in fact Racist at all.
eg. Waylon says that he is a Racist in reality is a "Fake Racist".
by Dylan325753 November 3, 2022
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fake punk

when a band is trying to be punk...
bands like...wlel anything that happens to be in the days of....94-05, yup its true, punk is dead. it died a long time ago, with all the good music like the ramones, and the sex pistols. although the sex pistols suck now.
by John Gotti March 27, 2005
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Faked Up

any woman faking it with hair extensions, push up bra/chicken fillets, false eyelashes and anything other than her natural hair colour.
What do you think about her?

Shes a bit faked up for my liking, just another Paris Hilton wannabe!
by NoImNotStewy May 27, 2010
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