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Klein's Disease

The disease where people think they are smarter than they really are, especially regarding Dodgers backup catcher Austin Barnes. No matter how hard you to try to disprove the points of someone with Klein's Disease, they will never give up.
Hey Calvin, you like Austin Barnes way too much -- you might be getting Klein's Disease.
by vivalosdoyers July 11, 2021
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dank disease

a serious disease diagnosed when injecting marijuanas
marijuanas took my best friend when we where 15 he developed dank disease to his lung 3 months before he was born and he died at birth i never got to met him he was the best guy i ever knew and i still remember the last time i see him everyday
by puncake22 September 4, 2016
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Ex-boyfriend Disease

Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.

Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.

Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
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Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit
Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho
by Wengerbender May 1, 2014
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Sir disease

When you go to a cvs or checkout and they always call you sir and you feel great shame also known as white mans disease
Goddamnit they called me sir again

Why do people always call me sir? I must have sir disease
by Friendship man November 9, 2021
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hand to mouth disease

I have a case of hand to mouth disease and am fat.
by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018
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Musty Jacobs Disease

Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.
I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!

I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!

Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.

Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.

She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.

Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
by Custer dude January 7, 2020
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