Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.

"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"

by anon_king May 29, 2018

Ass circle

dance? move when you swing your hips in a circle

Oh, you want an ass circle in the dance now?

by siren.morgue October 16, 2018

Circle round rounds

Refering to the breasts of a female. Will usually be used in a japaneese accent.

Diane has huge circle round rounds.

by Danger Danny May 12, 2011

Full-Circle Humor

When you make a joke with a punch line, and then you move onto a new subject. However, it will revolve right back to the same joke that was just made!

I was talking out my ass. Then later you will say something funny and you’ll say it was just my ass talking again. That was Full-Circle Humor

by ChristopherStepper April 26, 2025

Circle Jerk

A group of guys sit in a circle and and jerk the guy next to them with their right hand, and with their free left hand they watch porn on their phones.

Guy 1: hey the boys are coming over for a little circle jerk, you down?

Guy 2: I’m down bro but I have to remember my phone this time because I got so bored last time.

by Sunny6969 September 2, 2019

punch circle

a collective celebration of self hatred in which all members form a circle and punch each other

also known as pircle

i hate myself - lets have a punch circle

by aiddsss December 11, 2019

Circle suck

When someone gets on both and proceeds to suck your dick. The term circle suck comes when you lift them off their legs and start rotating them around in a vertical motion while they’re still mouthed to your dick.

Otis was talking shit so I told him to get on both, and I’ll help him circle suck me

by JoeBidenIsAcommunist November 22, 2020