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BAT

Made popular by American rapper/songwriter East Coast Kristos.

Bitch Ass Thot
or
Bitch Ass Thug
Talking about a girl:

The whole hood ran train on that bat last night.

Talking about a man:
"Ain't that boogie over there?"
"Fuck that bat he stays running his mouth."
by Street Intelligence May 31, 2018
mugGet the BATmug.

Batting Practice

An act in which a man takes out his erect penis and slaps their partner in the face.
Male: "Welcome to Batting Practice."
*slap*
by dxjtg September 19, 2021
mugGet the Batting Practicemug.

Bat Shit Crazy

Adjective. A mental state or representation thereof generally immeasurable by conventional and / or standardized tests which is often subsidized by rare forms of social appreciation and ever so often the politics of conventional wisdom.

Verb. An action in a established order or philosophical paradigm rendering subjects confused resulting in a "situational disorder", aka as chaos.

Noun. A person, object or idea which is "food for thought" to challenge the notion of normal, most usually in a perspective considered dystopian and derived from the art of dissent.
Adjective. The Bishop told the King "the Court Jester's was uplifting having pacifoed the audience once again with a 'bat shit crazy' performance."

Verb. The director of security awarded his team a special lunch after mother duck and her ducklings walked on to the tarmac delaying air traffick only to be given safe passage by emergency responders using bread crumbs. One of the responders commented to the director at the luncheon "'it is 'bat shit crazy' eating roast duck as a reward for our effort. This isn't mother duck is it boss?" as gasps and forks dropped around the table. After a very long silence all listened intently. "It is really a chicken that I flavored with a wild fowl taste" the director replied easing the concern focused on him from the table.

Noun. During a water shortage, a ice statue of a penguin appeared on campus gathering a large crowd. "That's bat shit crazy" said one of the faculty to which a art student replied "wait for the joker to fill a thermos before it melts singing about global warming. Then you'll say it's ingenious".
by dorkuscranius July 9, 2023
mugGet the Bat Shit Crazymug.

Bat Dipping

When you let a bat bite your dick, let it get infected, and then proceed to have anal sex with a girl.
Christy had to go to the clinic because she let her idiot boyfriend try bat dipping her.
by ambereyes June 2, 2018
mugGet the Bat Dippingmug.

Bats

Used to describe something crazy, weird, fun, or cool.
Guy1, "Woah the weather is bats!"
Gal1, "I know right, its pouring out there!"
by MelissaIs2Cool4School May 11, 2018
mugGet the Batsmug.

bat gnat

A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.
He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
mugGet the bat gnatmug.

Bat dick

The penis of a flying animal called a bat
by Peenweener May 7, 2021
mugGet the Bat dickmug.

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