van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.

Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"

by hernybern March 18, 2024

White Vanned

The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."

Wow, you just got White Vanned.

by Codfisssh November 10, 2019

van mode

the act of using a vehicle to harass, scare, or kill civilians.

I’m about to go van mode on these kids.

by hannah10e August 22, 2023

Van boy

A code name for an attractive guy

Hey that's my Van boy

by Bearyellow January 19, 2020

Jacob van Hattem

Smelly faggot

fuck you jacob van hattem. take of your hat, you smelly jew

by Jake vH Hater September 23, 2019

Van

A place where kids can recive free candy in return for their freedom

Kid1: aye yo man this guy is givin out candy in his van
Kid2: fuck yeah bro lets go

by LetsBeFrank0719 February 1, 2021

Nathan Van Veen

A savage at bmx street and is is a short guy

“Nathan Van Veen”

“A savage at bmx street and is is a short guy”

by The bloody tomatoes March 30, 2019